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Old 10-31-2004, 01:18 AM
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So its saturday morning, 1am

I was at my buddies house late helping him swap a headgasket when he blew it at the races at about 10pm

I leave at @ 110 gasket was in, head was torqued and they were just doing same basic wiring and hose assembly

Well they call me @ 120,

"You might wanna come back, weve got some trouble with the hatch"
"Car wont fire up?"
"Havent tried, have a bigger problem"

SO I was just about the jerk it but bros before hands so I got in the car and get over there. Little do I know to the destruction I was about to see.

I pull up his driveway, very little light, only 2 trouble lights. 2 of my other friends are already there, everyones laughing while John (owner of 91 hatch is freaking out)

Heres what happenned. They got the ---- all done, car all assembled but decided to take off his motegi mr7's and paint them black (there white)so being the fucktards that they are, they dont have stands or tall blocks so they figure WTF why not use 2 jacks......... Seriously these guys arent even retarded, they can do basic ---- but thinking this would work was just retarded

Apparently they started with the rear, full 15" off the ground (and removed the rear tires), Mike starts going on the front, they said they barely got the front wheels off of the ground and the back left of the hatch tipped....

AND SMASHED INTO THE INTEGRA!!!!!

I swear to god, its lying there as we speak, its lying at a pretty nice angle, back left is completely on the ground, lcas/brakes and suspension look to be totally fucked, all rear glass and panels wwere cracked or dented. The teg's front bumper and headlights are broken and the brand new VIS Invader c/f hood cracked into three.



Thats how it looked but that hatch wasnt totaly on its side

Tow truck came and he tied his wench to roll cage (car runs high 14s lol) and we slowly tipped it over and he let it down easy with the wench, to me the car is totalled.

Now what do you guys think should happen? Obviously there both retarded, but Mike (owner of the teg) was the one that jacked the rear

Who do you think is responsible and for what damage

To me the hatch is going to be written off or parted out

They started talking about damage and nicely were bringing up whos fault it was, thats when I said I had to work in the morning and left. Didnt wanna have to take a side or get caught in the drama, enough people were there.

I dunno, to me this is probably the dumbest thing they could have done and both cars have some scars lol.
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Old 10-31-2004, 01:23 AM
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hahah freakin dumb asses...why didnt they just use both jacks to jack up just the rear then do the front??
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Old 10-31-2004, 01:24 AM
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That was not the best story I ever heard, so now I'm mad. That red X shows that the hatch, the integra, and both of your friends are retarded.
Whoever was in on the idea is at fault. (all) If there was a conversation at all about the jack stands and one of them said, "no, it will work", than he's more at fault. Either way, you should part out both of the cars and send me the integra's rear brakes. Thank you.
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sounds like a monkey ------- a football to me.
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That's why I don't let people work on my ----. If I ---- something up I only have myself to be mad at. I don't want to lose friends over a broken head bolt or a cracked ring.

BTW, your picture doesn't work and I really want to see this.
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Here, I just drew in it paint what it looks like

I just dont understand how they felt a car would be perfectly level
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This thread is worthless without pics
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red Xs :P
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Originally Posted by jung4g
this thread is worthless without scrolling ---- in it.
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Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
That's why I don't let people work on my ----. If I ---- something up I only have myself to be mad at.
You must be really mad at yourself lately. hahahahaha.
I could have taken your advice when I let bamboo tighten my valve cover bolts though.


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