fork

I can't talk long but let me get your opinion on something

sexyblackcrx

My normal shpe did;nt wok, so I wrote "HMT" on 3 ***** chests and ran away, The rest of the night these bitches were hounding me to find out wat that was, HAHa, and god damn if someone did'nt write there name and some gibberish on my belly, Later I got beat up with a BLACKJACK, if you dont know what that is, you don't wont to. I did'nt get footage cause I was drunk (still am) but I'll go out tonight try to find the girl/girls with with a RED chest, , and blak writing on it, red cuase they scrubbed hard, damn do i have to spell it out, Im gonna try like shaq, to get pics, if not ill wright on other trick *****.

t_cel_t

ok

sexyblackcrx

It's not like i went up them wrote on tem and ran. I was talking to them ,asked if i could write my name on them, wrote "HMT" then walked away. hold on a sec...

sexyblackcrx

stillnoturbo

I prefer the "My name is Kain. Would you like to have sexual intercourse with me? If not it's cool cause I'm used to it."

E-b0la

"Don't make me turn this rape into a murder."

DrSeuss

"I'm not very good, but at least it's over quickly"

txdohczc

My best pick up line is, asking her if she has any stds. When she says no I hit her over the head with a 2x4

bigdaddyvtec

Hey there sexy mama... Ya know, I could see alot of me in you.......