BEACHHOUSE NOW NOGGLETS
07-31-2008, 12:56 PM
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Re: BEACHHOUSE NOW NOGGLETS
And tell stories:
We also try to hook each other up with poontang, even if it is of a dubious post-op nature:
‹SDRAWKCAB› I was at the local strip one day andd decided to get recked and talk ---- to people
‹SDRAWKCAB› Well jack was a bad man that night
‹SDRAWKCAB› I ended up sleeping on a water slide at alocal theme park i worked at for awhile
‹SDRAWKCAB› So they open the park and im covered with vomit
‹SDRAWKCAB› I cant dip out the door that i came in because people wetre comming to work and i didnt want to get fired
‹SDRAWKCAB› So i bolted down to the gocart track and stole a new shirt
‹SDRAWKCAB› I put on the new daytona lagoon shirt and act like nothing is wrong and start making my way out the door
‹SDRAWKCAB› Im wereing dress pants and dress shoes BTW
‹SDRAWKCAB› no one says anything to me on my way out the dorr
‹SDRAWKCAB› BAM Im thinking to myself im scott ------- free
‹SDRAWKCAB› Im walking to the parking garrage to get in the hevy d before it was boosted
‹SDRAWKCAB› As soon as i get im my crx my boss calls me
‹SDRAWKCAB› hes like why are you at work today
‹SDRAWKCAB› your not schedualed
‹SDRAWKCAB› So im like i thought it was monday
‹SDRAWKCAB› He gos OOO YA?
‹SDRAWKCAB› (he was a ------- awesome gay btw)
‹SDRAWKCAB› Im like yeah io must have got my days mixed up
‹SDRAWKCAB› so he goes ok well i was looking at the gate and you left it unlosked
‹SDRAWKCAB› Why did you unlock the gate
‹SDRAWKCAB› Well
‹SDRAWKCAB› Im thinking im my head im totally fucked now
‹SDRAWKCAB› I said there waas a 10 spot on the ground and i opened the gate to get it
‹SDRAWKCAB› he belived me
‹SDRAWKCAB› So i start up the crx and start to drive when im passing the gate the mother ****** is holding my puke covered shirt
‹SDRAWKCAB› he looks right at me and says
‹SDRAWKCAB› I kenw it you drunk ----
‹SDRAWKCAB› Well jack was a bad man that night
‹SDRAWKCAB› I ended up sleeping on a water slide at alocal theme park i worked at for awhile
‹SDRAWKCAB› So they open the park and im covered with vomit
‹SDRAWKCAB› I cant dip out the door that i came in because people wetre comming to work and i didnt want to get fired
‹SDRAWKCAB› So i bolted down to the gocart track and stole a new shirt
‹SDRAWKCAB› I put on the new daytona lagoon shirt and act like nothing is wrong and start making my way out the door
‹SDRAWKCAB› Im wereing dress pants and dress shoes BTW
‹SDRAWKCAB› no one says anything to me on my way out the dorr
‹SDRAWKCAB› BAM Im thinking to myself im scott ------- free
‹SDRAWKCAB› Im walking to the parking garrage to get in the hevy d before it was boosted
‹SDRAWKCAB› As soon as i get im my crx my boss calls me
‹SDRAWKCAB› hes like why are you at work today
‹SDRAWKCAB› your not schedualed
‹SDRAWKCAB› So im like i thought it was monday
‹SDRAWKCAB› He gos OOO YA?
‹SDRAWKCAB› (he was a ------- awesome gay btw)
‹SDRAWKCAB› Im like yeah io must have got my days mixed up
‹SDRAWKCAB› so he goes ok well i was looking at the gate and you left it unlosked
‹SDRAWKCAB› Why did you unlock the gate
‹SDRAWKCAB› Well
‹SDRAWKCAB› Im thinking im my head im totally fucked now
‹SDRAWKCAB› I said there waas a 10 spot on the ground and i opened the gate to get it
‹SDRAWKCAB› he belived me
‹SDRAWKCAB› So i start up the crx and start to drive when im passing the gate the mother ****** is holding my puke covered shirt
‹SDRAWKCAB› he looks right at me and says
‹SDRAWKCAB› I kenw it you drunk ----
We also try to hook each other up with poontang, even if it is of a dubious post-op nature:
‹SDRAWKCAB› I can get you the hook up on slutty florida chicks
‹SDRAWKCAB› I got one on the line that has a dirty *** man voice but she can suck a dick
‹SDRAWKCAB› I get you a pick of me ------- the man voice bitch
‹SDRAWKCAB› I got one on the line that has a dirty *** man voice but she can suck a dick
‹SDRAWKCAB› I get you a pick of me ------- the man voice bitch
07-31-2008, 01:47 PM
#36
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Re: BEACHHOUSE NOW NOGGLETS
Sweet, you were in classic form last night.
I know I told you the story about the last time I was arrested, right? Did I mention there's a warrant out for me now? LOL. It should be dropped by Friday as everything is taken care of - I apparently missed a court date I didn't know about, over not paying child support for the past few months I've had custody :1 - but I told the sergeant that called about collecting me Tuesday he was a ------- idiot and he's apparently been hounding my old workplace for me twice to three times a day, and even harassed my mom until she told him if he comes on her property again she'll shoot him. LOL.
I know I told you the story about the last time I was arrested, right? Did I mention there's a warrant out for me now? LOL. It should be dropped by Friday as everything is taken care of - I apparently missed a court date I didn't know about, over not paying child support for the past few months I've had custody :1 - but I told the sergeant that called about collecting me Tuesday he was a ------- idiot and he's apparently been hounding my old workplace for me twice to three times a day, and even harassed my mom until she told him if he comes on her property again she'll shoot him. LOL.
07-31-2008, 01:53 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Re: BEACHHOUSE NOW NOGGLETS
Originally Posted by Joseph Davis
Sweet, you were in classic form last night.
I know I told you the story about the last time I was arrested, right? Did I mention there's a warrant out for me now? LOL. It should be dropped by Friday as everything is taken care of - I apparently missed a court date I didn't know about, over not paying child support for the past few months I've had custody :1 - but I told the sergeant that called about collecting me Tuesday he was a ------- idiot and he's apparently been hounding my old workplace for me twice to three times a day, and even harassed my mom until she told him if he comes on her property again she'll shoot him. LOL.
I know I told you the story about the last time I was arrested, right? Did I mention there's a warrant out for me now? LOL. It should be dropped by Friday as everything is taken care of - I apparently missed a court date I didn't know about, over not paying child support for the past few months I've had custody :1 - but I told the sergeant that called about collecting me Tuesday he was a ------- idiot and he's apparently been hounding my old workplace for me twice to three times a day, and even harassed my mom until she told him if he comes on her property again she'll shoot him. LOL.
LOL
07-31-2008, 02:09 PM
#38
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Re: BEACHHOUSE NOW NOGGLETS
Yah, it did.
Crazy how a legend is built off of an eBay streetcar that gets horse traded around for, when the new ownership isn't a ----- and knows how to operate a boost controller. D16Z6-Y8 is another prime example of this mentality. Just ------- crank on it, it won't last forever but you will be famous and people will talk about you.
Crazy how a legend is built off of an eBay streetcar that gets horse traded around for, when the new ownership isn't a ----- and knows how to operate a boost controller. D16Z6-Y8 is another prime example of this mentality. Just ------- crank on it, it won't last forever but you will be famous and people will talk about you.
