Tom-Guy

Tell them you lived in Tampa for ten years, and you got in the habit of shaving your sack and pits because it's that much cooler. True story, I worked with a guy from Tampa who hooked up with a girl at work/rumors got around/he didn't give a ---- and told it how it is, said it was common down there where the average temp is 105 degrees with 4000% humidity.

Besides, Josh, you are ugly enough that even if you aren't going bald you could say that you are and people would believe you. Thank god sexy bitches like bad attitudes or ppl like you and I would be screwed on the deal, right?

txdohczc

maybe bleaching it would work. i dont know but bleach is some pretty strong shitso it might plus then you can always dye it back the orginal color or at least close enough to the original color

Nate

yeah cause everybody uses bleach to dye their hair. I prefer clorox.

b18.

My friend Justen used a shampoo, passed his test, he got it from a new agey store in Ft. Lauderdale, i.e. sketchy.

I say ---- it and try it, though I'm fairly sure that a hair test shows anything and everything that's ever passed through your system.

Jorsher

Well, got the call today to setup the interview. Making 150% more than what I'm making now would change a *****'s life.

I found this:
http://www.yahooka.com/forum/drug-te...everytime.html

It seems promising from what people have said in the thread.

Waffles, since you seem chemically inclined, would mixing clorox/peroxide negate their effects? I think I might just do a v05/peroxide wash and v05/bleach wash separately.

I'll give it a shot and do what I can to pass. Worst case they just won't hire me. Either going to have to trim every part of my body so they're forced to get a sample from my head, or dive in a pool of clorox and peroxide.

Maybe I'll just grow a beard and go bald everywhere else

Jorsher

Nah more than that on both accounts.

But yeah it'd be a huge difference in income. Would have more left over after paying bills with this job than I made total with the other.

Now I just hope I get it...

Jorsher

visual basic haha

b18.

I was going to recommend bleaching your hair but 1) they can just take a body hair, and 2) that would make them more suspect I would think.

Bleaching seems like it would be like highlighting the fact that you do drugs, like "look at me, I am really desperate to pass".