projekteg

*hangs head low and accepts punisment from his brothers*

crx2fast

you all may be sad to know, but on valentines night, me and my wife got drunk as ---- and played this sex game called fetish, then we had some kinky *** sex (inspired by the game) and i took some good *** pics (with plans on posting them), but the next day when i wasn't drunk anymore, i was like "wtf, this is my wife, i can't do that ----", and i deleted the pics to ensure they would never be seen by anyone. sorry guys, this really is true
hahahahaha thanks projekteg. i never laughed so hard in my life

jung4g

my girl would never let me take pics... plus the consequences if I did wouldn't be pretty *remembers story of dude getting dick chopped off *

projekteg

good thing i wasn't around a computer that night, you guys would have seen projektegs wife's nanny and beautiful/perfect breasts

hotrex

yes pump n dump is a term i frequenly use.....

projekteg

he's talking about ------- a chick, not "pumping" iron, and "dumping" dealdly toxins into his blood stream.

hotrex

so am i. im talkin about ------ a girl, makin her feel bad then walkin out the second you ***.... its my favorite

projekteg

as long as you *** on her face, then slap her with your **** and tell her she's a dirty ****, that look they get is priceless and indescribable

hotrex

yeah it is priceless telling a girl shes fat and slutty when your ------- her. or that she is a terrible ---- or when you stick it in her *** without her knowing....thats also a pricelss reactionalmost as good as tellin you have hiv after you fucked em rawdog

dragon