3 times a charm ( I sharted Again )
05-17-2007, 06:21 PM
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3 times a charm ( I sharted Again )
So yesterday i felt like ----. My stomach hurt like a mother and i felt like blowing chunks. I go home and think nothing cause all day I've been having the same type of poop consistancy, Solid. SO i go home fall asleep and around 3
0 AM i try and fart ( im my sleep mind you ) and voiala, Shart City! Needless to say i woke up to find ---- all on my bum and i felt disgusted and almost puked.
OH what fun.
0 AM i try and fart ( im my sleep mind you ) and voiala, Shart City! Needless to say i woke up to find ---- all on my bum and i felt disgusted and almost puked.OH what fun.
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05-17-2007, 06:31 PM
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Re: 3 times a charm ( I sharted Again )
Leave it to a mexican. :P I have the unfortunate luck to have to ---- in the same outhouse as mexicans and those ******* never seem to ---- solid and never seem to have a non-violent bowel movement. 
I don't know how those ******* walk around after shitting some of the liquid fire I've seen floating on top of a pile of toilet paper in the outhouse. 
You guys need to lay off the cholula. 
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05-17-2007, 06:36 PM
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Re: 3 times a charm ( I sharted Again )
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Leave it to a mexican. :P I have the unfortunate luck to have to ---- in the same outhouse as mexicans and those ******* never seem to ---- solid and never seem to have a non-violent bowel movement. I don't know how those ******* walk around after shitting some of the liquid fire I've seen floating on top of a pile of toilet paper in the outhouse. You guys need to lay off the cholula.
I don't know how those ******* walk around after shitting some of the liquid fire I've seen floating on top of a pile of toilet paper in the outhouse. You guys need to lay off the cholula. I need to take a trip To AZ...
05-17-2007, 06:44 PM
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Re: 3 times a charm ( I sharted Again )
Originally Posted by julio_bOOstamante
Boostie i will ---- in the same outhouse wiht you any day.
I need to take a trip To AZ...
I need to take a trip To AZ...
I got smurf hand recently and was NOT happy about it. I don't even know how the ---- it happened, but I was pissed. 
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05-17-2007, 06:48 PM
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Re: 3 times a charm ( I sharted Again )
Originally Posted by Dr.Boost
Haha, just be careful of the smurf ***!!!! I got smurf hand recently and was NOT happy about it. I don't even know how the ---- it happened, but I was pissed.
I got smurf hand recently and was NOT happy about it. I don't even know how the ---- it happened, but I was pissed.
05-17-2007, 06:49 PM
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Re: 3 times a charm ( I sharted Again )
Originally Posted by julio_bOOstamante
what the hell is smurf ***?
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