3 faster 3 furiouser
09-21-2005, 05:07 PM
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Re: 3 faster 3 furiouser
We are all pretty harsh since we know "tuning the NOS because it's unloading in third" WON'T make your Sentra hit 9s. I'll probably see it. Bow wow is barly old enough to drive. Let alone probably even buys cigs. He's goning to be the little mechanic working on the new SR20s.
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09-21-2005, 05:38 PM
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Re: 3 faster 3 furiouser
Originally Posted by samson
We are all pretty harsh since we know "tuning the NOS because it's unloading in third" WON'T make your Sentra hit 9s.
I'll see it too, I see tons of awful movies every year and lil bow wow certainly wont stop me from seeing another. 
09-21-2005, 05:49 PM
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Re: 3 faster 3 furiouser
Originally Posted by TorganFM
You know what's sad? Vin Diesel is the only thing that can save this...
09-21-2005, 05:55 PM
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Re: 3 faster 3 furiouser
Originally Posted by TorganFM
You know what's sad? Vin Diesel is the only thing that can save this...
LOL. Oh my, that's the wierdest thing EVER said on HMT. LOL.
I thought it was a Sentra? Hmm, I don't know my F&F like I SHOULD. Oh well.
Pete's got a point about that. I'm afraid kids will drift everything now come time the movie comes out.
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09-21-2005, 06:19 PM
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Re: 3 faster 3 furiouser
"The Fast and the Furious 3" follows the story of Shaun Boswell, who has always been an outsider. A loner at school, his only connection to the indifferent world around him is through illegal street racing -- which has made him particularly unpopular with the local authorities. To avoid jail time, Shaun is sent out of the country to live with his uncle in the military, in a cramped apartment in a low-rent section of Tokyo. In the land that gave birth to the majority of modified racers on the road, the simple street race has been replaced by the ultimate pedal-to-the-metal, gravity-defying automotive challenge ... drift racing, a deadly combination of brutal speed on heart stopping courses of hairpin turns and switchbacks. For his first unsuccessful foray in drift racing, Shaun unknowingly takes on D.K., the "Drift King," with ties to the Yakuza, the Japanese crime machine. The only way he can pay off the debt of his loss is to venture into the deadly realm of the Tokyo underworld, where the stakes are life and death."
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09-21-2005, 07:16 PM
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Re: 3 faster 3 furiouser
So little black kid vs Donkey Kong. Sounds like a winner.
edit: Here is some Diesel lore...
Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
Vin Diesel is unaffected by the video from The Ring
Vin Diesel chooses Pepsi™ over Coke™. However, Vin Diesel also chooses his namesake diesel fuel over Pepsi™.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Vin Diesel is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Vin Diesel has razor sharp teeth which he uses like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy, and fences. The Chinese believe if you find a discarded Diesel tooth, you have the power to summon Godzilla. <--- possible spoiler
King Kong ain't got ---- on Vin Diesel. <--- ahem
Vin Diesel once defeated Jesus, the prophet Mohammed and L Ron Hubbard in an arm wrestling match to decide who was the true savoir of mankind.
Vin Diesel came on Eileen.
Vin Diesel did Dallas.
Vin Diesel was originally born as Sean Connery, but since there can only be one Highlander he instead named himself after Sean's *****.
Vin Diesel can smell what The Rock is cooking.
Vin Diesel can listen to an audio CD by twirling it on his finger and licking the surface.
Vin Diesel knocked down the Berlin Wall because he "didn't like the way it was looking at him".
Vin Diesel's nightsweats caused Noah's Flood.
Vin Diesel is the only person who knows why paper beats rock
When the fat lady sings, it's not over for Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel was the culprit who ate Gilbert Grape. He would later describe the experience as "Similar in texture to panda meat , but not without its charms."
Vin Diesel teaches classes in swashbuckling. The introductory course is jumping off things, and then laughing. <--- this one had me nearly rolling
Vin Diesel was once arrested and sent to prison. The next day, the prison was gone, and a note left at the scene read 'Nice jail, suckers!'
Vin Diesel doesn't actually have bones or internal organs. Underneath his skin is another slightly smaller Vin Diesel and underneath that is yet another even smaller Vin Diesel. After the third layer his body is filled with rich, creamy nougat.
Vin Diesel is so incredibly dense that he reflects neutrinos. This has no effect on his life, but physicists are in an uproar.
Vin Diesel didn't save any money on car insurance after switching to Geico.
Vin Diesel played the phone booth in the movie of the same name.
Vin Diesel always sleeps with his right eye open in case someone attempts to steal his left eye.
There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. **** you, team.
The only substance hard enough to scratch Vin Diesel is Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel, along with an obscure Muppet, birthed Derek Jeter. Derek, coincidentally, takes after his mother.
Finally, how it all began...
Shortly after the Big Bang had occurred, Diesel sought out Ingvar Kamprad (the mastermind behind IKEA) and forged the great demons primitive models. Kamprad was infuriated and swore to fashion a model so fiendish in design that not even Vin himself would be able to assemble it. Shortly thereafter a cardboard box was delivered to Diesel's residence (which lay buried deep inside the sun itself). Smiling to himself, Diesel accepted the challenge, but was shocked to find that the model consisted only of a mountain of ore, an enormous quantity of wood, and a small plastic flap. A small note on the box let our protagonist know that the instructions came written in Braille, and were to be found on the inside of Gods bladder. Our hero went to work, and six days later he was finished. He stared in awe, as he realized that he had actually created the Pangaea. Blinded by anger, Kamprad attacked Diesel. The two demigods fought for an eternity. Finally, Diesel emerged victorious after ripping Greenland out of the Pangaea and hurling it at Kamprad. After this he made love to himself, spawning several overlords, and in the long run, created life as we know it.
Fin...
edit: Here is some Diesel lore...
Vin Diesel has two speeds: walk and kill.
It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage.
Vin Diesel is unaffected by the video from The Ring
Vin Diesel chooses Pepsi™ over Coke™. However, Vin Diesel also chooses his namesake diesel fuel over Pepsi™.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Vin Diesel is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Vin Diesel has razor sharp teeth which he uses like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy, and fences. The Chinese believe if you find a discarded Diesel tooth, you have the power to summon Godzilla. <--- possible spoiler
King Kong ain't got ---- on Vin Diesel. <--- ahem
Vin Diesel once defeated Jesus, the prophet Mohammed and L Ron Hubbard in an arm wrestling match to decide who was the true savoir of mankind.
Vin Diesel came on Eileen.
Vin Diesel did Dallas.
Vin Diesel was originally born as Sean Connery, but since there can only be one Highlander he instead named himself after Sean's *****.
Vin Diesel can smell what The Rock is cooking.
Vin Diesel can listen to an audio CD by twirling it on his finger and licking the surface.
Vin Diesel knocked down the Berlin Wall because he "didn't like the way it was looking at him".
Vin Diesel's nightsweats caused Noah's Flood.
Vin Diesel is the only person who knows why paper beats rock
When the fat lady sings, it's not over for Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel was the culprit who ate Gilbert Grape. He would later describe the experience as "Similar in texture to panda meat , but not without its charms."
Vin Diesel teaches classes in swashbuckling. The introductory course is jumping off things, and then laughing. <--- this one had me nearly rolling
Vin Diesel was once arrested and sent to prison. The next day, the prison was gone, and a note left at the scene read 'Nice jail, suckers!'
Vin Diesel doesn't actually have bones or internal organs. Underneath his skin is another slightly smaller Vin Diesel and underneath that is yet another even smaller Vin Diesel. After the third layer his body is filled with rich, creamy nougat.
Vin Diesel is so incredibly dense that he reflects neutrinos. This has no effect on his life, but physicists are in an uproar.
Vin Diesel didn't save any money on car insurance after switching to Geico.
Vin Diesel played the phone booth in the movie of the same name.
Vin Diesel always sleeps with his right eye open in case someone attempts to steal his left eye.
There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. **** you, team.
The only substance hard enough to scratch Vin Diesel is Vin Diesel.
Vin Diesel, along with an obscure Muppet, birthed Derek Jeter. Derek, coincidentally, takes after his mother.
Finally, how it all began...
Shortly after the Big Bang had occurred, Diesel sought out Ingvar Kamprad (the mastermind behind IKEA) and forged the great demons primitive models. Kamprad was infuriated and swore to fashion a model so fiendish in design that not even Vin himself would be able to assemble it. Shortly thereafter a cardboard box was delivered to Diesel's residence (which lay buried deep inside the sun itself). Smiling to himself, Diesel accepted the challenge, but was shocked to find that the model consisted only of a mountain of ore, an enormous quantity of wood, and a small plastic flap. A small note on the box let our protagonist know that the instructions came written in Braille, and were to be found on the inside of Gods bladder. Our hero went to work, and six days later he was finished. He stared in awe, as he realized that he had actually created the Pangaea. Blinded by anger, Kamprad attacked Diesel. The two demigods fought for an eternity. Finally, Diesel emerged victorious after ripping Greenland out of the Pangaea and hurling it at Kamprad. After this he made love to himself, spawning several overlords, and in the long run, created life as we know it.
Fin...
