quadnie

About an hour ago I came stumbling home drunk and Jeff IM'd me on aim (good ------- thing I just added my aim s/n, quadnie to the profile) and started asking ---- like "so are you and your g/f going to get back together"? As some of you know, I joined a year ago and was just a llama. Within the past couple of months I have been blowing up the forums to keep my mind off a lost g/f and cause I think this website is cool.

Well the first thing that came to my mind was "wow, the webmaster of this site obviously has some taste in men and has for some reason chosen me to participate in his sick homosexual fantasies since I am now single". So he asks if I am planning on getting back together or being single forever. Once again, I nervously answer that HMT is now a greater part of my life and that I plan to stick around (hopefully with my *** virginity in tact).

Too much to my surprise, Jeff offers me a moderator position in the FI forum. At first I was like "---- that, babysitting with spensor and kain and other ********* on an hourly basis" but then I realized that the FI forum is mostly straight up FI help and newbies needing dirction - hell yeah I'm on it. I have dedicated many, many pages for newbies who only show one post, but at least I most likely made an impact on their lives (and the other moderators on this forum too.

I proudly stand as your new mod with proper English speaking skillz and one not afraid to get his hands dirty on a project. I need to first lay down some ground rules for all you fools thinking you can trample me;


don't let me catch you smokin' my ----, don’t let me catch you drinkin' my ----, and if you bring ANY of them hoes up in here - make sure I ---- them first!


I will soon be making some slight changes to the FI forum to better help newbies out, try and consolidate all my past posts into something useful that the rest of the enablers of the board can contribute to. I am leaving for NYC (driving) in a few hours for almost a week, this has caught me at a very bad time, but as soon as I get back I shall service ya'll well. Please don't trash talk me too much while I'm gone. BTW- Spensor, I own you now buddy. Kain, you're going to be in a world of ---- when you get back.

Thanks everyone for wanting my services in a real-time manor, I hope to help everyone in the years to come here as one of the HMT staff.

-Ryan

Yeah I know it's past 3 paragraphs.. blow me

B16Drag

ryan, you've been lots of help for lots of peeps on this site, and you're very resourceful. Glad you got the position and looking to see what you got in store for the FI forum--aka FAQ's for the new peeps which may even help some of us.

Don't be afraid of Kain and Spenser they keep each other in check.

turboDXcoupe

congrats

quadnie

aww man, it's all in good fun. I welcome a challange for everyone here, I think the momma jokes are funny (yet old). In a week I shall have some time to lay down some new FAQs for the noobs and maybe make some changes for the better.

BTW - PM me with your name and aim screen name B16Drag so I can keep in touch.

crx2fast

yea man congrates on the new MOD position. you are a good help around here, and have great info to offer. keep it up o and have fun in NYC. make sure to get blacked out drunk, so you wake up the next day and have no clue why theres 3 strippers in your bed :P

Noel

quadnie

I seriously doubt I will be anywhere near 3 strippers, I am going with my sister/brother-in-law... I do plan on buying a 40 when I get there and to drink it on a corner street just like a real live bum. I will definately have to post some pics of that action!

Spenser

bitch ------s bring it on, I caught a plane out to clevland, late last evenin' to help my ------s clean up some ------s no longer breathin' now, who you belive in, now? you better not be actin', let see, show some afermitive action, and further more , you heard it, thats right, hardcore, chump!

hahaha.

congradulations, I'm not at all suprised that as soon as someone contacts your speculations say they are hitting on you, ouch man, I"m glad you life long dream has been reached, an' you will preach to everyone on HMT how to be as successful as you are, but before you type out anoter speach, before you shoot out, you better realize I'm aitn trippin, and if you don't listen, you knows whos gona find you? some old man fishin'! infact, sorry, do you even own a car? you so far under my radar, I don't even know who the hell you are! hahaha

no seriouly, thats cool, it's all good, first thing you should do is make the perfect ***, oops I mean FAQ, lol, j/k man, anyway, good job!

MakAttack

congrats yo

quadnie

Altho starting off your post with a quote from Thug Love, you did end up turning it back into ----, but that's what you're here for. Don't worry, just because I'm a member of the HMT secret society now, doesn't mean I'm going to meet with the masters to get your *** banned (well not yet). We still need your *** around to make fun of until kain gets back.

Oh yeah, and bitchboy, I told you I had something saved for you last time, well here it is:

Retards, Low IQ - Loaf of bread, ---- YOU!

Spenser

thug luv represent, you are down with pac, I'm not, thought i'd just throw that in there, ahaha,