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Old 06-28-2004, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Whitey
Well she came early. She's from the Ukraine or United Kindom or some country that starts with a U, I wasn't really listening.


She gets the 18 beer Whitey approval, but I have high standards. The good news is, is that she's not a fat bitch, she's nice, she's not annoying and she's also an engineer so it'll really help me out.


I guess the saying's true, don't ---- where you eat.
this thread is now useless without pictures!!!
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Old 06-28-2004, 07:56 PM
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If its 18 beers, its pretty much "shes ugly but glad she not fat and aint stinky up the bathroom..."

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Old 06-28-2004, 08:00 PM
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yo whitey, im close to state college, thumbs up for a hot chick

lol.. i got my own abortion clinic..

"Welcome to Stingray's abortion clinic, you rape em we scrap em, no festus can beat us"...
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Also what I am supposed to do, say "Hey I need to take a picture of you so I can post it on the internet so people can judge your bangability."
Well,.....yeah. :P Tell her it's part of the move in process because the last roommate you had stole all your ---- and you want a good face shot just incase it happens again.

Dr Boost: Where's that pic of your HM abortion kit? That's always a good laugh.
Here ya go.
With respect enough for human life i tried to keep it in but man that is some of the funniest ---- so far. Surpasses the 3 fast 3 furious movies
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Old 06-28-2004, 08:01 PM
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so whitey you gota give us something to think about here. who doese she look like that we all would know? what the scale level 1-10. 10 being the best. and get some ------ pictures of this ----- already
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Old 06-28-2004, 08:09 PM
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BUAHAHHA....that's ------- great, but sooooo wrong.. :P
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Old 06-28-2004, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Whitey
I knew the pics would come up but I don't have a digital camera. Also what I am supposed to do, say "Hey I need to take a picture of you so I can post it on the internet so people can judge your bangability."
What ur supposed to do is go to the pawn shop and buy a used digital camcorder, hide that bi@tch in the closet, then.....lights, camera, ACTION!!
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Old 06-28-2004, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Whitey
I guess the saying's true, don't ---- where you eat.
I guess I'm right on this one.



Good kit ya got there doc. It was funny cause a while ago I had some beer bottles and a hanger laying out by the cryo tank and my sister had a friend over and he was asking if someone was doing an abortion at home.
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Old 06-28-2004, 10:06 PM
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"bangability", best new word ever.
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Old 06-28-2004, 11:23 PM
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what apartment complex you in man? i go there and i'll be up there for arts fest most likely
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Old 06-29-2004, 06:11 AM
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Hehe...the apartment right under mine just went up for rent and two girls got the lease on it i think. They're not too bad lookin, the one would take a few beers though. Just my luck they're probably lesbians...but who know's...if they are, maybe i could make a few movies
Oh, and good luck whitey
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