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Old 02-12-2008, 07:49 AM
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get her to suck your off and swallow. its helps break down complex food molecules
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Old 02-12-2008, 07:51 AM
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Start going to the gym and get her to go with you.
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Old 02-12-2008, 08:29 AM
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give her a GM car to drive, that pile of ---- will be broke down so much she will have to walk most of the time.
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Old 02-12-2008, 08:34 AM
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I'd be more than happy to give her some personal training. She won't be the same when we're done bud
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Old 02-12-2008, 08:55 AM
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do
{
When you eat together, eat less than her. She will thinks she is eating a lot. Say something about it.
}
while
{
She is gaining weight.
}

She will probably be complexed about it

Another thing you can say is: "Are you pregant??" But get out your *** fast!
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Old 02-12-2008, 09:51 AM
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shes ------- hot. I'd **** in her ---- hole fo sho!
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Old 02-12-2008, 10:05 AM
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Old 02-12-2008, 11:23 AM
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Just step your game up and she will follow.

Start eating better, working out etc. but don't say anything about it. She will join in, women are stupid like that.
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Old 02-12-2008, 11:46 AM
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Just step your game up and she will follow.

Start eating better, working out etc. but don't say anything about it. She will join in, women are stupid like that.
worked wonderfully
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Just step your game up and she will follow.

Start eating better, working out etc. but don't say anything about it. She will join in, women are stupid like that.
Hasn't worked for me so far. I've been going to the gym and jiu jitsu club practice and eating better and ---- and she's like "tomorrow I'm starting my diet" or "I need to go to the gym." Oooookaaay so do it!
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