AgentMurdoc

Hello boys and girls. I would like to take this opportunity to share with you the fantastic time I had on my field trip to the local PepBoys. Let us begin shall we.

Just walking up to the entrance I see... what!?

That's right PepBoys sells scooters and go-carts

As I entered the establishment I turned to my left and what did I see?


HOOD SCOOPS!!! And a lot of them too. If you don't think that hood scoop looks pimp on that Civic, try one of their four other styles.


I must say, that Accord looks very McLaren


Doesn't the gills/grills on the Focus just say grrrRRR!


Now the scoops on this Focus and PT are suttle, but watch out now, the scoops really don't give any power gains!

Own a truck, don't worry your not left out, they have them for trucks too! Hmmm what affect would it have if you put these on a Honda Hybrid, it'll look super aggressive with Trans Am nostrils, you'll almost forget it was an electric car.


I know, I know you guys are all thinking, HOW MUCH! HOW MUCH! Well my homo friends, these come at the low price of:

That's it! So grab yourself a few of them. Stack em up, put em on the sides of your car, and on the trunk, well all know the trunk needs a cold air intake to be fast too. And if you really wanna be sleeper, put em on the inside of your car, they'll never no what hit em.



Tweety's mad you didn't buy more hood scoops.


Being excited as I was, I had to go to their super cool non-ricer modification asile! And off I go....

As soon as I got there, I was trapped in a state of awe as I glared at the wall full of led/neon bullshit... I mean hop-ups. I was just pissing in my pants.


And what led/neon section would be complete without an ALTEZZA SECTION!!! woot WOOT!!!


And if thing couldn't get any better, WINGS!!! I believe I can fly...


Yummy... shift boots... racing pedals... and steering wheels


Guage pods... now what would my car be without guage pods, guage pods could be empty, but it'll look fast. I could always made paper guages.

I personally picked up the carbon fiber looking one. Cause even though I am adding something to my car, having it look carbon fiber will automatically give me a weight reduction.

Now what car would be complete without a muffler, descions decsions, which one to choose?


Wow PepBoys is really comin' up, catback exhausts? What?



As I was leaving, I noticed that PepBoys are some very decorative people. I mean what "performance" asile would be complete without murals?
...wow... that's fast... all that burning rubber with no rear wheels!!!

dAnGerOuS

OH NO!!! They're gonna crash... oh wait it's just a picture. whew... intense picture, got me all caught up in the excitement.


I have left the "performance" asile with wet panties 'n all. And when they were finally starting to dry up I saw this...


HUBCAP SPINNERS!!! ------' pimp *** ----!

And if those were too plain for you, they have some with a racey red backround... cyclone... oooOOO just it's name gives me the chills. They also have the oversize hubcaps, but I wanted the spinners.


And if the cyclones weren't pimp enough for you, they had the baller edition spinners. For all you thugs that roll on 14"s on your escalade.


And for all of ya'll that wanna keep it gangsta...


And if all that wasn't enough bling for you, and you really wanna show off your high rollin' food stamp status, here ya go...

That's right ***** ****** lite up hubcap bitchs! I bought me the other 3, that's why there's only one box left. You better snag em fast.

If you are just a plain G like Stealthmode, they got hubcaps for you too bruh! So Stealth these hubcaps are for you!


Black or gunmetal, your choice gangsta.

Walking through the store I saw a big blue bottle and I immediately thought... oh ---- they have BALLOONS!! So I ran over there, but I only saw this...

Yeah a NOS bottle lookin' speaker tube. So if ya'll need something to back up your hood scoops, this is for you. I stil want my ------' balloon.

And what better way to finish off your car, but with a set of racing seats. YEAH!!! Cheap chinese knockoffs of Recaros 'n ----.


And if you were just too broke to afford thoswe seats after buying all the cool stuff they had, they had these especially for you..




Well that completes my feild trip... I had to go home and change my tampon because all that cool stuff made me soooo wet.

Hope you guys enjoyed agentMurdoc's orgasmic filled day at PepBoys.

-Murdoc


P.S. You bitches better have enjoyed this, cause I just wasted a ***** fucken hour typing this ---- and another hour uploading ----.

racerex

Nice write-up!! lol.....oh ----, you better appreciate that it takes almost an hour to read that.

AgentMurdoc

Thanks, I've been working on it since 12, and just barely got finished. Appreciate this, I did it all on 56k!!

racerex

Oh, damn!!!

projekteg

hmt member of the week award. i wonder what the 'pep boys' were thinking seing some mexican walking through there store taking pics of everything? they prolly thought you were staking it out for a heist

AgentMurdoc

is right!


:sniff: :sniff: In accepting this award, I would like to thank projekteg, because if it wasn't for him, I would have this invisible award in my hand to talk about. :P

Oh and I'm almost mexican, but I'm just a burnt lil asian. So whenever I see a pepboys employee scopin' me out, I just take my dark *** and hide in the shadows.

What's really funny is the customers. They would be all up in the asiles and I was snappin' away. Some would look at me wierd, some would look at me angry. I think some guy thought I was taking pics of his chunky wife. All and all it was pretty fun.

racerex

Throw up the pics of the chunky wife too!!

projekteg

yeah, i hate taking pics of ---- in public because people look at you funny. there was a dead sea gull in the parking lot and i wanted to take a pic of it, but there were people every where and thought they would think i was sick. also people look at you funny when you're taking pics of riced out cars in the parking lot, if only they understood.

Slo_crx1

Hah! Nice job man! I got a Pep Boys right up the road from me, and the inside looks exactly the same. It's actually pretty embarrasing for me to walk in there anymore As for the cheep azz racing seats, I admit that I broke down and bought one (the all black one so as to not seem too noticable )just cause i couldn't find any rex seats out here that aren't all ripped up. They're pretty comfy actually, and it took me almost an hour to cut off the "3A racing" bullshit . *cringe* here it comes...i'm waiting for the "BANNED!"